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Wednesday, 25 October 2017

Chris Heaton-Harris Makes a Little List

As Tory whip Chris Heaton-Harris tries to bully universities to ensure they are teaching the true Brexit faith, we know a song about that....

As one day it may be happen that a scapegoat must be found
I've got a little list.
I've got a little list.

Of notorious Bremainers who may well be underground
and never would be missed.
Never would be missed.

There's the younger generation, who are traitors, you will see
Always opposing government, in university
and liberals and snowflakes, farmers, businesses and bars
and people in financial services or selling cars
and saboteurs, entrepreneurs, and Chancellors called Chris
they're going on the list
cos we've gone McCarthyist.

(with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan and thanks to Phil Ritchie)

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A queue of people at the vicarage door, holding letters. The vicar is hiding behind the curtains.
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