A great achievement.
In late news, the remaining missing mass has been identified as:
- Odd socks
- Biros (thank you Douglas Adams)
- Reading glasses
- Fluff left in the bath
- Alternative Service Books "just in case"
- Brexiteers' Hopes
- 20p pieces down the sofa
- Jeremy Corbyn's home-made jam
- Euro 96 caps
- Garlic that's 12 months out of date in the fridge
- Failed Brexit strategies
- Old service sheets nobody could get round to throwing away
- Arsene Wenger's unsigned resignation letters
- The brushings from hipsters' beards
- Cat fur shed on people's sweaters
- Unwanted keyrings
- Dork matter
- Crusty bits off cheese
- Unread books by Richard Dawkins
- Unread poems by Rowan Williams
Round pounds
ReplyDeleteThe lead researcher said: "Sorry, it was in my other trousers all the time..."
ReplyDeletethe missing mass in our church is at 8am this week ;)
ReplyDeleteYou might add the alleged 450 million of old pound coins still in circulation.
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