I'd like to thank Jazmyn for her enhanced-sensations reading of Psalm 67.
At the last count the injury tally was as follows:
2 broken jaws
2 people bitten by deaf snakes
4 mauled by young lions
2 flesh wounds from stray arrows.
The RSPCA have gone away now, but I've had to promise that, in future, nobody will melt any more snails.
In future any alt.lit involving livestock has to be approved by me in advance. However, busy mocking, making wide mouths, saying "aha" and shaking fists are all still allowed without a licence.