He Makes Me To Lie Down

We all know about Anglican Mainstream, I presume? A  church group that's generally opposed to stuff.

But I'm delighted to discover there's a Tory group called Conservative Grassroots.  In case you can't guess, it's there to represent grassroots Tories.

But what if you were a grassroots Tory who's generally opposed to stuff in Church? Which group would represent you?

So I'm starting up a cross-over pressure group just for these people. I'm gonna call it "Traditionalist Water-Meadows".