In the light of the recent unseasonable weather (it's been cold at Christmas - imagine!) we were forced to change today's Yule liturgy from the normal.
Introit: "I’m dreaming of a White Christmas"
Archdruid: Sherry, anyone?
All: Don’t normally, but seeing it’s Christmas....
Archdruid: Very Christmassy, isn't it? Still some snow laying around, even now.
All: Yes. Copenhagen was clearly a great success.
The Beaker Folk pass around sherry and nibbles.
The grand opening of the presents
The Beaker Folk disappear under an enormous pile of shiny paper
Archdruid: We join together in the Seasonal Liturgy of Telling the Truth on this Occasion.
All: Chris de Burgh?
Archdruid: Well if you hadn't wanted it, you should've said. I thought I did well getting that job lot in "Tat is us"
All: Yes, I guess it's our own fault.
Archdruid: Still, it's not as bad as that Rage Against Machine thing you all downloaded.
All: Well, it seemed a bright idea at the time.
Recessional - "I'm walking in the air"
The dismissal
Leader: So here it is.
All: Merry Xmas, everybody. Now can we get in, it's cold...
The Beaker Folk proceed to the Community Bar (strictly donations only please, the Customs might get interested) for the festive Chris de Burgh flipping competition .
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