Saturday, 1 January 2011

New Year Firework Emergency

Can all Beaker folk please get down to the Lower Field.

Young Keith rather foolishly turned his back on his new invention, the A.I. False Dawn Global Thermonuclear Uber-Rocket. Why a rocket with a ten-second expected active lifespan was equipped with Artificial Intelligence will require more philosophical minds that mine to unravel. It's not got long to learn, let's face it.  In any case it would appear it turned on his creator, picked him up by the hi-viz vest and dumped him at the top of an oak. We've borrowed the kids' parachute, and we're going to get him to jump. Don't want to bother the emergency services on a busy night like this.

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