Archdruid: Holloway Road
Hnaef: Hammersmith
Marston: Westminster
Burton: Rome
Archdruid: Sorry, Burton. Ordinariate manoeuvre isn't allowed after Easter Sunday.
Burton: OK, Methodist Central Hall.
Mrs Hnaef: Archway
Stacey: Brixton
All: Oooh! Cunning!
Drayton: I'm sorry, you're going to have to explain the....
Archdruid: What's your move Drayton?
Drayton: OK, Epping.
Archdruid: Epping? You having a laugh?
Drayton: Oxford Circus?
Archdruid: That's better. Mind, you've exposed your holding midfielder there.
Mrs Hnaef: Hospital Pass.
Hnaef: OK then. Goodge Street (handy for UCL and the Middlesex)
All: You're going home in a Heal's Ambulance!
Mrs Hnaef: Soho Square
All: Aahhh. Nice.
Archdruid: Morning Crescent.
All exit, muttering "Never saw that coming..."
God bless, Humph. We're missing you already.
's true.
ReplyDeleteLet's see how the Beaker Folk handle the Epiphany of Nicholas Parsons (10th October). At least the service will have no repetition, deviation or hesitation. Oh, hang on a minute...
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