Monday 23 May 2011

Celebration of the 90th Birthday of Humphrey Littleton

Archdruid: Holloway Road

Hnaef: Hammersmith

Marston: Westminster

Burton: Rome

Archdruid: Sorry, Burton. Ordinariate manoeuvre isn't allowed after Easter Sunday.

Burton: OK, Methodist Central Hall.

Mrs Hnaef: Archway

Stacey: Brixton

All:  Oooh! Cunning!

Drayton: I'm sorry, you're going to have to explain the....

Archdruid: What's your move Drayton?

Drayton: OK, Epping.

Archdruid: Epping? You having a laugh?

Drayton: Oxford Circus?

Archdruid: That's better. Mind, you've exposed your holding midfielder there.

Mrs Hnaef: Hospital Pass.

Hnaef: OK then. Goodge Street (handy for UCL and the Middlesex)

All: You're going home in a Heal's Ambulance!

Mrs Hnaef: Soho Square

All: Aahhh. Nice.

Archdruid: Morning Crescent.

All exit, muttering "Never saw that coming..."

God bless, Humph. We're missing you already.

2 comments :

  1. Let's see how the Beaker Folk handle the Epiphany of Nicholas Parsons (10th October). At least the service will have no repetition, deviation or hesitation. Oh, hang on a minute...

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