How Still We See Thee Lie

Now you know how it is with church cleaners. Sometimes, like the flower arrangers, they get a bit picky about who's doing which bit of cleaning.

And you know how it is clergy, sometimes they get drawn into these affairs and end up trying to ensure that Mrs Browne-Jennings does the right hand side of the church, while Mrs Jennings-Browne does the right. And still bloodshed ensues as they work out which side of the church the side-chapel technically comes under.

But what happens if the clergy are the church cleaners?

And I like the Armenian Church, and I like the Greek Orthodox Church. But which is better?

I guess there was only one way to find out.
I hope the shepherds were quieter.