The Higgs Boson Tapes (4)

Mr Boson? David Cameron here.

I was reading about this illustration......

for how your Field works.

..... And apparently it's like when Mrs Thatcher was at a cocktail party in the 80s.....

and because people clustered around her it meant she behaved like she had mass.

So what I want to know is this....

how can I be like you? How can I "do God particle"?