Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Quick Heisenberg Joke

Really odd. Werner Heisenberg has just turned up for dinner, despite having been dead for more than 30 years.

It's all my grandfather's fault, I see. Having a keen interest in physics, he invited Werner to dinner in 1957. He was a bit vague on the time dinner started, but sent a very accurate seating plan.

2 comments :

  1. Heisenberg joke (as told by his students)

    Heisenberg dies and goes to Heaven
    God tells him that now he is in Heaven, all things can be revealed.
    Heisenberg says - "that's fine. Please O Lord explain to me why the fine structure constant is 1/137"

    God says 'No problem', clicks His fingers and a blackboard and chalk appear. God begins to write equations. Heisenberg watches and comments

    After equation 1: Ja, Ja, korrect. Das ist richtig.
    After equation 2: Ja, korrect. Das ist richtig.
    After equation 3: Nein! Nein! Nein!. Das ist nicht korrect!

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