All I can say is that the Beaker Folk got in trouble for trying to concentrate on the "vertical", as we say in the industry. We realised that, in the same way that chemists are often found near doctor's surgeries, we could maximise upside synergies by offering a combined hospice, funeral arrangement and burial service - all the way from looking after people in their final days, to sending their ashes on a tiny ceremonial funeral Viking ship out onto the duck pond. We were banned by Environment Health from actually cremating anyone bigger than a hamster on the a burning long ship.
So in theory we were set up - maximising the supply chain, minimising transport costs, and generally offering an all-in-one service. In practice, we had scrap the whole thing. One of the pastoral visitors accused one of the patients of "bed-blocking." Apparently, month end was coming.
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The idea of a Viking Longship for funerals, means that the Beaker folk culture has become contaminated by Norse, Blond giants? Or is that a fantasy of an ageing Female Arch Druid?
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