Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Techie Terminology Trouble

I really need to get up to date with modern technology.

When I heard Burton Dasset tell me what needed doing to the Community's network servers, I thought it was an odd request. But still, I was keen to help. I told them they were underpowered, that their disk drives had loose spindles and Windows Server 2008 was a ridiculous and fascist operating system.

Then I got Young Keith to launch a DDOS attack.

Then Burton explained.

Not "victimise". "Virtualise".

1 comment :

  1. I'm not sure about all of that techie stuff.

    My computer operates on an elastic band and prayer. It holds together through sheer bloody mindedness due to the fact that I keep threatening to scrap it and replace it with a Dyson?

    Not sure why Dyson frightens it, because it's really all hot air.


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