Well, now you can enjoy the preparation for
VICAR SAYS SANTA DOESN’T EXIST
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WERE
THE ANGELS ALIENS?
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NATIVITY PLAYS NOT TRADITIONAL ANYMORE
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EXPERT SAYS CHRISTMAS
BASED ON ANCIENT CELTIC FESTIVAL
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DISTRIBUTION NETWORK BREAKS
DOWN UNDER UNEXPECTED PRESENT-BUYING
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“WHY DO SCHOOLS DO
NATIVITY PLAYS?” ASKS ATHEIST GRINCH
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LOCAL
AUTHORITY RENAMES CHRISTMAST “SNOWFEST” - OUTRAGE
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WAS
JESUS’S FATHER A ROMAN SOLDIER?
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SOMEBODY
FINDS SOMETHING OFFENSIVE IN “FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK”
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THREE WISE MEN “NEVER
EXISTED”
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EXPERT SAYS CHRISTMAS
BASED ON ANGLO-SAXON “YULE”
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POLITICIANS’
CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE ALL ABOUT THEMSELVES
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CHRISTMAS
TV ”ALL REPEATS”
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EXPERT SAYS CHRISTMAS BASED ON MITHRAISM
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CHRISTMAS
SALES “WORSE THAN EXPECTED” DUE TO HOT / COLD / WET / SNOWY WEATHER
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PHOTOCOPYING YOUR BOTTOM GIVEN
NEW LIFE BY “EMAIL” SCANNER FACILITY
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CHRISTMAS
“CAN GIVE YOU CANCER”
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BISHOP SAYS THERE WAS NO
MANGER
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SIX-WEEK WHITE CHRISTMAS
BRINGS IN “SNOW-MAGGEDON”
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EAT
DRINK AND BE MERRY. WE’LL RUN THE LIVER DISEASE STORY ON BOXING DAY
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It's funny though, you know. If you see the amount of drivel thrown at the Christmas story - almost as much as the tinsel under the multicultural Festive tree - you start to think what is it, in this story of a baby, born in strange circumstances, that makes so many people get so bothered? You'd almost think he has a power way beyond the situation he was born into.
You would indeed.
ReplyDeleteA quick look at today's Daily Mail:
ReplyDeleteGirls drink too much at Christmas parties.
How to avoid naff decorations and faux pas.
Mrs Thatcher didn't let her hair down at Christmas.
What should a knackered mother drink at Christmas?
It's panic Saturday as people decide to, er, go shopping.
Great Christmas getaway begins as people decide to, er, get away.
Princess Kate will be with the Queen at Christmas. How unusual.
Someone makes a cake looking like an angel.
Bishop gives profound sermon on the purpose of the incarnation, with quotations from Augustine and Aquinas, making reference to the Fall of Man, Redemption, and the Last Judgement. Oh sorry, I made that one up.
So, what's on offer at the Daily Mail today?
ReplyDeletePsychologist tells you how to choose the perfect gift.
Britain gets some cold weather.
Duchess of Cambridge does some "last minute" Christmas shopping.
Gemma Collins flogs festive jumpers on the TOWIE Christmas special [sorry, this means nothing to me].
Christmas dinner with a twist but without the stress [drink lots of Prosecco, apparently]
Some William and Kate lookalikes go shopping in Wilko's.
Somebody else with heavenly legs in skintight leather trousers does some Christmas shopping.
I can't take much more of this excitement.