Great excitement this morning as I'm greeted by an exhausted Hnaef. He's been watching cricket all night again.
I notice that Matt Prior made an unbeaten ton last night. Well done, I say. But that achievement pales into insignificance when we consider that Monty Panesar faced five balls without getting out.
Monty, you're a true son of Bedfordshire. You're fun, you're brilliant with the ball and you managed to stay in for five balls to save a Test. We salute you, my son.