Ah yes, Joseph the owner of the original Rolling Stone. Was that guy who escaped from the tomb behind that stone his nephew? I guess he brought the stone with him when he played a few weeks later to a crowd of 500 in Glastonbury (some manuscripts say Galilee). Of course the festival has grown a bit since his time.
Oh very good rolling stone joke. Wish I'd said it. In fact, in twelve months when I've forgotten all this, I probably will. Story has it that Joseph brought Jesus to Glasto, planted a thorn, and built a dark, satanic mill.
Thanks. I won't complain if you steal my joke, as I'm sure you will tell it much better than me.
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