Celebration of St Patricks' Day

Opening Hymn: Rare auld Mountain Dew

Liturgical Dance (no arms)

Gradual: Wild Mountain Thyme (Will ye go, Lassie, go?)

Reading: Mark 16:18 

Offertory: Whiskey in the Jar (just a nip each)

Quote for the day: "Dawk is the curse of the Preaching Classes" (Wilde)

Closing Song: Fairytale of New York


The Archdruid says: "Guinness?  No thanks.  You won't catch me drinking any of that Irish stuff, just cos it's St Paddy's Day.  I'll have a Magners." 


For a less fun, politically-correct, but more musical version, of Fairytale, try this one.