Friday, 19 March 2010

Programme for the Nativity of Glenn Close, 1947

10 am - Reversals of Fortune

12 noon - Dangerous Liaisons (led by the Fertility Folk)

2 pm - Stepford Wives (a talk from those faithful women who go to church meetings every night, do charity work all day, raise four perfect children, have immaculate houses and give endless prayerful support to their husbands).

4 pm - 101 dalmations (although, due to a shortage of dalmations, a fair number will be mongrels and labradoodles)

Please note that Bunny Boiling is against Beaker principles.  Whatever some may have whispered in the past.

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