Friday, 20 January 2012

Programme - Friday 20 January

8 am - Pouring out of Beakers

9 am - Drying out of the Beaker People

11 am - Weeping

12 noon - Gnashing of Teeth

1 pm - Lunch

2 pm - Mumbles

3 pm - Blessing of the Meek (please bring your own meek, but ensure they've had their canine distemper jabs)

4 pm - Defence against the Dark Arts

5 pm - Muggle-hunt (in the Big Meadow)

6 pm - Dinner

7 pm - Filling-up of Beakers

8 pm - Time of Silence (apart from those who retreat to the White Horse. And those having the secret drinks party nobody knows about)

Midnight - Howling at the Moon

1 comment :

  1. Oh dear, I so wanted to be a Beaker Oblate and I've missed the Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth, our Meek has died (euthanased by the vet)and I won't be awake at midnight to Howl at the Moon. I'm obviously not a suitable candidate for Beaker Order of Oblates.


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