8 am - Pouring out of Beakers
9 am - Drying out of the Beaker People
11 am - Weeping
12 noon - Gnashing of Teeth
1 pm - Lunch
2 pm - Mumbles
3 pm - Blessing of the Meek (please bring your own meek, but ensure they've had their canine distemper jabs)
4 pm - Defence against the Dark Arts
5 pm - Muggle-hunt (in the Big Meadow)
6 pm - Dinner
7 pm - Filling-up of Beakers
8 pm - Time of Silence (apart from those who retreat to the White Horse. And those having the secret drinks party nobody knows about)
Midnight - Howling at the Moon
Oh dear, I so wanted to be a Beaker Oblate and I've missed the Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth, our Meek has died (euthanased by the vet)and I won't be awake at midnight to Howl at the Moon. I'm obviously not a suitable candidate for Beaker Order of Oblates.
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