Sunday 5 December 2010

Heaven knows they're miserable now

Hot on the news that Morrissey and Johnny Marr are unhappy that David Cameron likes the Smiths. Well of course David Cameron likes the Smiths. In 1986, who could let an upper-class Oxford student think he understood the misery of the world - without needing to actually endure the misery - like the Smiths?


A punctured animal
On a private hillside
Will David make a Tory of me yet ?

Cycling before his PM's car
This charming man

Why pamper life's complexity
With the Liberal leader sat
On the passenger seat ?

I would go out tonight
But a nasty Tory said he likes me
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so right-wing should care"

A smooth-faced Eton boy
Who always knew his place
He said "go stag-hunting"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight
But they've put the VAT up to 20 per cent
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so right-wing should care"
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...


An Old Etonian boy
Who always knew his place
He said "cut State spending"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

1 comment :

  1. To be followed no doubt by "William (Hague) it's really nothing", "Panic", and of course, "Ask":

    David is nice, and
    David can stop you
    From supporting all the things that you would like to

    So if there's a policy you'd like to try,
    Or one that really makes you cry,
    Ask him and he'll say "No, why should I"....

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