Hot on the news that Morrissey and Johnny Marr are unhappy that David Cameron likes the Smiths. Well of course David Cameron likes the Smiths. In 1986, who could let an upper-class Oxford student think he understood the misery of the world - without needing to actually endure the misery - like the Smiths?
A punctured animal
On a private hillside
Will David make a Tory of me yet ?
Cycling before his PM's car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
With the Liberal leader sat
On the passenger seat ?
I would go out tonight
But a nasty Tory said he likes me
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so right-wing should care"
A smooth-faced Eton boy
Who always knew his place
He said "go stag-hunting"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But they've put the VAT up to 20 per cent
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so right-wing should care"
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man ...
An Old Etonian boy
Who always knew his place
He said "cut State spending"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
To be followed no doubt by "William (Hague) it's really nothing", "Panic", and of course, "Ask":
ReplyDeleteDavid is nice, and
David can stop you
From supporting all the things that you would like to
So if there's a policy you'd like to try,
Or one that really makes you cry,
Ask him and he'll say "No, why should I"....