Thursday, 9 December 2010

So, like, Liturgy of reconciliation for People with Annoying Verbal Mannerisms

Just, like, gathering


Archdruid: Dudes! How's it going?


All: The Archdruid's getting a little trendy, methinks.


Just, like confession


Archdruid: So.... let's, you know, get some closure. We've all got, you know, stuff to say sorry for.... "just saying"...

All: We're just, like, soooo sorry? Especially for that thing where our voices go up like Australians so we always seem to be asking questions?


Archdruid: And we're sorry for when we always seem to be echoing the ends of other people's sentences.


All: ...the ends of other people's sentences.


Archdruid: So, the divine mercy's just like - so awesome?

All: It's just legend.  God's just so over our sins, sort of thing.


Sharing of, like, the peace


Archdruid: Peace by with y'all


All: Thanks yeah, we're good.


Final Blessing sort of thing

Archdruid: Go dudes and be, like, über-cool.

All: Ciao!

5 comments :

  1. That is so not the way we do worship here, bitch!

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  2. That's really, just, like, awesome... so random and like ameeezing...



    Reminds of the kiddies song 'It's great, great, brill, brill, wicked, wicked, skill, skill to have a friend like Jesus.'


    .... Like, also with you,actually

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  3. We're just, like, soooo sorry? Especially for that thing where our voices go up like Australians so we always seem to be asking questions?

    It's mainly Aussie social workers? You know, just like, saying?

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