Just, like, gathering
Archdruid: Dudes! How's it going?
All: The Archdruid's getting a little trendy, methinks.
Just, like confession
Archdruid: So.... let's, you know, get some closure. We've all got, you know, stuff to say sorry for.... "just saying"...
All: We're just, like, soooo sorry? Especially for that thing where our voices go up like Australians so we always seem to be asking questions?
Archdruid: And we're sorry for when we always seem to be echoing the ends of other people's sentences.
All: ...the ends of other people's sentences.
Archdruid: So, the divine mercy's just like - so awesome?
All: It's just legend. God's just so over our sins, sort of thing.
Sharing of, like, the peace
Archdruid: Peace by with y'all
All: Thanks yeah, we're good.
Final Blessing sort of thing
Archdruid: Go dudes and be, like, über-cool.
All: Ciao!
That is so not the way we do worship here, bitch!
ReplyDeleteThat's really, just, like, awesome... so random and like ameeezing...
ReplyDeleteReminds of the kiddies song 'It's great, great, brill, brill, wicked, wicked, skill, skill to have a friend like Jesus.'
.... Like, also with you,actually
Like, awesome liturgy, man!
ReplyDeleteWe're just, like, soooo sorry? Especially for that thing where our voices go up like Australians so we always seem to be asking questions?
ReplyDeleteIt's mainly Aussie social workers? You know, just like, saying?